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PDFs 4/29/18

ASV: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PovAQ2V3-9qJWmBrh9fYfHCY6uTQNpyh

TTE:https://drive.google.com/open?id=1FfF2IawmeZuhwphiajc21QJcovokbmzM

STAW:2018-04-30 01:32:52 +0000 UTC View Post

TTE Vol 2. pt. 37

Patch 7.0: The Defiance of a Wolf and a Serpent

“Is there a problem?” Ull asks.

“Not ‘at I know of. Why do ya ask?” Blackstache asks back.

Ull points to the cannon that is now aiming at his champions’ longship.

“Bloody… Ra—” Blackstache looks at where Rachel is supposed to be, but she’s already gone. All that is left are a few lingering sparks of electricity in the air. He looks back at U...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 36

Patch 6.0: The Second Round

Bonekraka takes one of his axes and runs its sharp edge against his arm, cutting the flesh and allowing his blood to drop down into the ocean below it.

One Razorfang eel jumps up from the water, but when it sees Bonekraka staring back down at it, it decides not to bite onto his arm. Fortunately for the orc, one more eel jumps up from the water with his arm as its target!

“Grab it!” Fe...

Quick Update!

So, the time that I'm writing this is usually when I write the day's daily TTE upload (or have been lately, at least), but I've been up for around fifty-five hours now with only one hour of sleep tossed in there somewhere. I think this is probably the longest I've ever stayed up, and when I try to write, it comes out horribly. So, I'll go ahead and make one of the $10 chapters available for the $5 like usual, but the new $10 chapter is going to b...

FMG Second Friday (18+)

Whalecum to the Pod 

A vicious storm rocks the kayak that Tiguaak was foolish enough to take out today. After yet another fight with those whom would call themselves his parents, the teen decided to prove his worth by fishing before a storm when none others were brave enough to. It is now that he realizes just how crass he is as violent waves push around his kayak and splash freezing water onto his face.

The several ...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 35

Patch 6.0: The Second Round

“Damn it. This never would have happened with the Divine Brigade. Those bastards would all be dead or begging for mercy,” Fenrir says, sitting slumped over next to Oleander as the rest of the crew prepares for reaching the isle.

“Well, you wanted to just skip the fighting stuff for fishing this time around. If we did what we’ve always done, we wouldn’t be having a problem right n...

STAW Vol 1. pt. 8

If you’re going to try being an evil overlord, do it correctly.

There are three doors in this hallway. I assume that one is for Lilith, one is for her now-dead brother, and the final one leads to her late parent’s room.

I open the nearest door and am immediately met with a clean, tidy room full of “cute” things and bright colors. This is definitely Lilith’s room.

A pile of stuffed animals – or rather, st...

STAW Vol 1. pt. 7

If you’re going to try being an evil overlord, do it correctly.

First, I search for the kitchen. Those around me may be demons and devils, but I am still human. This means that I require food and good health, and good health starts in the kitchen.

Ironic, I know. I could hardly care if I die at any moment now, yet I am worried about my health. Why is that? Because if I am going to be doing something, and in this case �...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 34

Patch 6.0: The Second Round

Tabitha comes above deck to check on what’s going on, and what she sees is The Shoebill heading directly toward a potentially even-more-dangerous enemy than the longship’s crew.

“Oi, what happened?” Tabitha asks.

“Those twink pricks betrayed everybody. Took out six other ships already, so only us and Jax’s are left,” Fenrir explains.

“Ya know that ya ain’t...

STAW Vol 1. pt. 6

If you’re going to try being an evil overlord, do it correctly. 

Never mind. I do not have a good assistant. What I have is a horned bimbo only good for her face and her chest, and those are only useful to teenage brats whom think that having an erection is the greatest thing ever.

“Am – am I doing it right?” Lilith asks on her hands and knees with a broom in one hand and a dustpan in the other. The ...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 33

Patch 6.0: The Second Round

“How strong do you think those summoned serpents are?” Fenrir asks Oleander.

“Not sure, but I know that we have to deal with them. They’re making that ship way faster, and they’ll probably be able to turn way better than us. We’re in trouble if we don’t do something about them,” Oleander answers as he spins the wheel of The Shoebill. Another stream of freezing water sho...

STAW Vol. 1 pt. 5

If you’re going to try being an evil overlord, do it correctly. 

“Wait!” Lilith shouts. “He’s my brother, and the head of the tribe, so we can’t just—”

I thrust the trident down into her brother’s neck. Each of its prongs pierce through his flesh and bone with ease. It is not that I am strong enough myself to inflict such damage, but rather that this weapon is just incredibly sharp. I feel as if I c...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 32

Patch 6.0: The Second Round

With the crews on their ships and the owls circling above the city once more, the announcer from the first round announces the rules for this second one.

There are two large differences this time around. One, the twenty participating ships are all in the water next to one another rather than docked at the piers. Two, there is no dome over the water this time.

“Hello! I hope everybody is...

MMG Second Monday

Elves not only make great paramedics but cute wives, too! 

Since the beginning of their history, elves have been known as healers. Whether it was using magic back when such a thing was still possible, or creating remedies in the forests that they came from using natural ingredients to heal wounds and illnesses, elves have always been regarded as some of the greatest healers in existence.

Even now, in a world where ma...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 31

Patch 6.0: The Second Round

When Fenrir makes it back to The Shoebill with Oleander and Bonekraka, he sees the rest of the crew standing together on the deck facing down somebody who looks to be one of Ull’s men.

As much as Fenrir would love to take down one of Ull’s men while they’re separated away from the rest of his forces, he now has a plan to take care of Ull’s crew during the tournament. He’ll bi...

Weekly Update #7

konichiwa am i kawaii desu uguu?

This week's worksheet is a bit different since it has a new tab at the very end of it - the schedule tab!

Worksheet: https://drive.google.com/open?id=17E1LsJbLBhFf2GIrtbVqQi7gi9V7kJ4f

If you look at the schedule tab, you'll see what my goal is for after this first month of STAW and EDE is over. ...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 30

Patch 5.0: Downtime, Plots, and Upgrades

Speaking of meetings, after getting breakfast with the girls, Ryouta has a meeting in-game to attend to. Jax told him to meet him at his ship, The Weeping Tit.

It took a bit of convincing to get Cassandra to head home so that she could immerse herself in virtual reality once more, but Ryouta was able to convince her to do so with the promise of more sweets. He is worried t...

PDFs 4/21/18

TTE: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1p2ySX6nH6usxoxS7FJZR6Q0DTlvvre-f

ASV: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1eCUfDFV-SAco2gvZjyP6iIZSIDeVKjLk

STAW: 2018-04-22 01:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post

TTE Vol 2. pt. 29

Patch 5.0: Downtime, Plots, and Upgrades

A few hours later, Ryouta finds himself with a blonde wrapping herself around him from the side as if she’s a koala and he’s her branch, and another girl upside down on him with her head hanging down between his thighs and her feet occasionally kicking his head.

Ryouta is starting to realize that there are flaws to being in a polyamorous relationship. Not only does he have to s...

FMG First Friday (18+)

Pet Rocks are a Man's Best Friend

There are some in the world who take “pet rocks” a bit too far. The mage Leon Tralan is one such man.

“Finally!” Leon exclaims as he finishes drawing a magic circle on the ground around what appears to be a normal rock. Of course, normal rocks don’t have eyes, mouths, nor the ability to move by rolling themselves around. “I told you to stay put in the center!” he groans at t...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 28

Patch 5.0: Downtime, Plots, and Upgrades

Ryouta opens the door to his apartment and sees a certain blonde and a short silver-haired girl.

“We’re letting ourselves in,” Cassandra says, pushing two shopping bags into his arms and then walking through the doorway past him.

Serra holds up a peace sign and follows Cassandra.

Ryouta investigates the first bag and sees a few bottles of pop, some iced tea, and s...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 27

Patch 5.0: Downtime, Plots, and Upgrades

Thanks to the loot acquired from Fenrir’s and Bonekraka’s pursuers, the combatant members of the crew have gotten some upgrades.

Fenrir has a new sword with runic inscriptions designed into it, some sturdy chainmail to wear under his clothes, and a new leather vest that feels heavier and stronger than the last one he had. He’s also got some new metal boots that appear to just...

(18+) EDE Vol 1. pt. 1 (VERY ROUGH DRAFT, NOT FINISHED)

((A few things to keep in mind: this is an extremely rough draft, meaning that it is: one, not even done yet, I've still got to type probably another 2k-3k words for it before I think this first chapter can be considered done; and two, everything here is subject to change but unlikely to unless a bunch of people all point out a ton of horribly glaring flaws and absolutely hate it so far.))

#NotAllDungeons

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STAW Vol 1. pt. 4

I don’t want to be summoned into another world. No, really. I don’t. 

“You remind me of somebody I used to know,” I tell the brother whom is glaring at me and looking as if he is going to use those pretty little nails of his to tear my throat out. It’s just so hard to take a man seriously when he paints his nails.

“Is that so?” he asks me and gets out of his chair.

“It is. You see, back before I...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 26

Patch 5.0: Downtime, Plots, and Upgrades

“Run!” one of Ull’s men shouts, withdrawing his spear from Bonekraka’s thigh before turning around and taking off!

He only makes it two and a half strides before a bolt of lightning pierces through his chest. His body violently convulses as electrical energy courses through it, and when the final sparks of electricity dissipate, he drops to the ground with smoke rising from...

STAW Vol 1. pt. 3

I don’t want to be summoned into another world. No, really. I don’t.

While Lilith thanks her seven dwarfs – no, sorry, her seven goblins for keeping guard, I examine their bodies.

Their heads are comically oversized for how frail and short their bodies are. They hardly reach up to my waist, yet each one of them has a head larger than mine. Their legs and arms are as thin as twigs as well. Honestly, I am ama...

TTE Vol 2. pt. 25

Patch 5.0: Downtime, Plots, and Upgrades

“You looked like you were having some fun, Bone,” Fenrir says to Bonekraka.

“Da. Did not think we would fight like that. Should have said so before! Would not have punched you, probably,” Bonekraka replies.

“I honestly wasn’t planning on anything like that happening which is why I didn’t say anything. Didn’t want to get your hopes up then disappoint you.” 2018-04-17 18:35:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly Update #6

Hooh boi, this is a late one. Day is almost over!

Now, first things first!

Worksheet: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1oNytJSDqKp8K-AaxEke9KlBQkbb0IVoy (also includes part of today's work)

I'm pretty disappointed with last week since I was three hours short of reaching forty hours. I took that day off on Monday, and then I got...

PDFs 4/16/18

Ahh! I keep forgetting to do this on time! Sorry! I have now set a repeating, weekly alarm for Saturday nights to remind me to do this.

TTE: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_dEp6ESxn4eXw_mh04QTor6m4FlK7AxP

ASV:  2018-04-17 02:42:58 +0000 UTC View Post

STAW Vol. 1 pt. 2

I don’t want to be summoned into another world. No, really. I don’t. 

“Do you people have anything with caffeine?” I ask.

“What’s caffeine?” Lilith answers, and her answer is just as dreadful as I feared it would be.

“Do you have anything that you eat or drink to get more energy?”

“Like potions, Milord? We have potions! There are potions to make you stronger, or to heal you, or to turn...