Please enjoy more idiot trans girls attempting communication! For a brief respite, however, we have a treat for our audience: Checking in with Tahani, everyone's favorite tranny!
2025-11-16 09:57:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe weekend approaches, and we have a new preview of what's to come.
Who is the unfortunate would-be fellator provided with this impossible quest? You'll have to wait until Sunday to find out!
We're also happy to announce that chapter 22 will be the longest mainline chapter of RCBG yet, at over 10k words!
2025-11-14 09:07:43 +0000 UTC View Post22 is incoming this Sunday, and so we're bringing you an exclusive preview right now!
What could possibly be the context for this? You'll find out on Sunday!
A second preview will be released on Friday, stay tuned!
2025-11-12 08:55:12 +0000 UTC View PostThe following takes place between chapters 20 and 21, on the night of the Drag Ball.
The tears stop long enough for her to look.
She sits up in bed, phone in both hands, thumbing through memories. There are lots of him. Him, in his silly peach apron, cooking pancakes with blueberries for her. He knows she doesn’t really like savory breakfast, and he doesn’t really like sugar first thing in the morning but he’s willin...
2025-11-10 09:55:36 +0000 UTC View PostIntroducing RCBG Vignettes: Microfiction related to released chapters that fill out some of the margins. You can expect these on occasion in-between chapter updates!
Laura 02:01
Emmy, can we talk now?
You missed a call from Laura that lasted two minutes.
Laura 02:07
Emmy, please. You don’t have to pick up. You can ju...
2025-11-07 11:03:22 +0000 UTC View PostHey everybody! Beth here.
As some of you no doubt remember, when season 1 left off we had this graph of the character relationships:
Eagle-eyed observers may notice that this is an absolute eyesore, a complete clusterfuck, and not particularly helpful for keeping track of anything. So, for season 2 we're starting things off by changin...
2025-11-05 15:44:02 +0000 UTC View PostWe are so back.
We hope you're as excited about this as we are!
2025-11-02 11:42:35 +0000 UTC View PostY'all know what that means!
That's right: Another sneak preview of RCBG Season 2!
Until next time <3
2025-11-01 11:01:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Q: Which new character in season 2 are you most looking forward to inflicting on us readers and why is it Nigel?
A: While some fun new chatters will show up in the server, a priority for season 2 is to focus on developing characters we’ve already introduced that haven’t had a chance to really shine yet, especially offline.
Q: Will...
2025-10-30 13:56:12 +0000 UTC View Post
A question we're sure all our Patrons are dying to hear the answer to!
If there's any other questions you have, though, about Season 2 of RCBG, or Estro Junkies, please do let us know in the comments! We'll be happy to answer them tomorrow :D
2025-10-29 17:17:23 +0000 UTC View PostI'm overjoyed to reveal that the Trans/Rad/Fem audiobook will be out this November, narrated by the lovely Clockwork Sapphire!
Please enjoy the introduction, Antithesis!
2025-10-27 16:05:13 +0000 UTC View PostToday, we unfurl more of the esoteric lore and twisted machinations of the 21st chapter:
You're welcome!
2025-10-27 11:38:46 +0000 UTC View PostHey everybody! Chapter 21 is on the horizon, and we're happy to provide you with a tiny preview!
What are the implications of Brad? Well, you won't be waiting too long to find out!
2025-10-26 14:36:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Elephant in the room: The old name kind of sucked.
Estro Junkies is the novelization of the RCBG web serial, and I hope we can agree the name is much more fitting: more evocative, more communicative of the premise and stakes regarding transition under a transphobic regime, while also being a wink to a different, significantly messier queer text. The attached files include the prologue and the first chapter, abo...
2025-10-22 17:37:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! The upcoming novelization of RCBG Book 1, 'Gender Phantoms', is currently underway. Talia and Beth wanted to bring you this preview of the prologue---which, as you may remember, the serial did not have.
The book will cover the same events as the serial, but with more of a focus on character interaction, internality, and more of an examination of the drama, commentary, and conflict. We look forward to your thoughts on this p...
2025-09-27 12:53:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhat if this had all gone a bit differently?
In these four short "endings," Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is completely derailed in four separate ways. What if Rupali noticed that Kaalappan is on estrogen? What if Nichole and Katherine communicated slightly better? What if they communicated worse, in a very public way?
What if they had swords?
These questions will be answered here!
2025-09-16 09:58:59 +0000 UTC View PostQ: Will the ikea meetup still be present in the book version? (from not_leader)
A: In the process of tightening the narrative, we've relocated several story beats both in time and space, so the events that originally took place at the ikea in the serial may end up elsewhere in the book. Like a cafe, perhaps.
Q: Since we know some of the POVs from the serial will be removed from Book 1, how did you choose who to cut? (from Morgan Br...
2025-08-16 14:18:34 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been some time since chapter 20 released now, so Talia and Beth are happy to report that we're making rapid progress on the book adaptation. Plotlines are being rearranged, characters are being put in situations where they can shine, we're on track to make Gender Phantoms a significant improvement on the serialized story.
With that in mind, we want to hear from you! Do you want to hear about our workflow? ...
2025-08-15 17:34:34 +0000 UTC View PostThe votes have been cast and the people have spoken: If you provide a poll with one option that says 'lesbians' on it, this Patreon's members will probably click on it.
We are thus happy to announce that the next RCBG story will be a semi-canon interlude, set between chapters 12 and 13. Nichole, utterly fed up of being forced into ridiculous get-ups by Katherine, pleads with Rupali and Tahani to take her shopping so she can actually purc...
2025-08-13 14:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostIn this quick-and-dirty AU, Emmy prepares to face off against the conservative party's candidate in a televised debate, only for the night to ... not go quite as planned. Returning to our shitpost roots, with a splash of remarkably kinky erotica, 'Ballot Growth' is a short and sweet example of the sort of side content you can expect during this interm period while we're editing Gender Phantoms.
Please enjoy!
2025-08-09 17:59:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt is a Patreon-exclusive episode, but we thought'd we'd plug it for anyone who wants to hear more of Beth and Talia yapping about feminism, transfeminine literature and RCBG!
Link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/ranked-brainworm-136020450
2025-08-08 14:23:56 +0000 UTC View PostHey everybody! Ranked Conservative Ballot Growth is coming along nicely, so we're putting up a vote for what side story you'd like to see next!
We've got a few ideas knocking around:
Knights of the Round Titty. What's their deal? Does the Paladin of Penetration go outside? Are they a polycule? Let's find out!
HRT Breaking Bad. As of chapter 19, there's some stuff going on behind the scenes with Alex/...
2025-08-05 15:30:24 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 20 is out. Plotlines have coalesced. Characters have arced. Realizations have been had, and new, ever-more harebrained schemes have been laid.
Where do we go from here?
The obvious is answer is "Book Two", but Talia and Beth aren't quite ready to get there yet. The serialization of 'RCBG' has been a joy to work on, a gift to share, and a true delight to behold the reception to, but it is what it is, and what it is, is a
Thank you so much for joining us for the ride, folks! We'll have an announcement for you soon, regarding our next steps for book one, bonus content plans, and the eventual serialization of book two!
Oh no oh no oh no oh no
We're headed into the endgame of book 1 now, and here's what the graph looks like at this point in time. A few particularly notable changes have been made, owing to several new characters and interactions between multiple established ones!
2025-07-29 16:21:44 +0000 UTC
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One week.
2025-07-27 16:15:43 +0000 UTC View PostWriting most of this in a single evening hollowed me out and destroyed me. -- Talia
Neither Talia or Beth is affiliated with the server as such, but both of us do hang around and answer questions on occasion!
Here is the invite link for anyone interested in joining: discord.gg/vBJ8EYAxrP
2025-07-23 18:55:15 +0000 UTC View PostIn brief: We are going to write it, but it might not release in July because we're writing the two climactic chapters and we believe our audience would like to see that first, if possible :D
That said, who knows, we might need a break from wargaming the final events of the book.
We do promise to deliver it in August, if not this month.
2025-07-22 16:43:09 +0000 UTC View Post