Asterios contracts "The Christory Flu."
Sirancha explains the Christorian Prime Directive.
And a teenager "pranks" CWC...
...by having cybersex with him.
2019-07-08 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha goes off on "Karen."
Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.
(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
Asterios meets an occultist.
Sirancha steals some oat milk.
And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?
2019-06-24 17:47:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios halts the recording.
Sirancha sings some songs.
And will the real Clyde Cash real stand up?
2019-06-24 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios nearly throws up.
Sirancha "tricks him again."
And a very nice young man demonstrates, "The Hedgehog Defense Position."
#Cristory
2019-06-18 11:41:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Sheldon plays a deadly game.
Six UCLA students fight for survival.
And Larnock always tells the truth...or does he?
#OneMinuteDnD
2019-06-17 00:23:33 +0000 UTC View Post
On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions. How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up? Listen!
2019-06-13 17:11:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha expresses her Pride.
Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.
And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-06-10 04:24:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to Christory.
A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.
If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.
By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.
Join us, won't you?
2019-06-04 05:27:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Attached is THE LOUDEST PODCAST #18! And here's some news:
-- On Monday, we taped THE LOUDEST PODCAST Presents: CRISTORY, Part 1
-- Ep #1 will go out free to all, rest will be exclusive to YOU FINE PATRE-O'S
-- This WILL be a very long series because...he is...insane. We're thinking about it like a limited series, like "Serial" but crazier.
-- Been talkin to Mumkey a lot over t...
2019-05-31 17:48:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Need a refresher? Here's EPISODE ONE!
Elsa considers moving back home.
Stuffin' considers killing everyone.
And Thy Dungeonmaster considers getting more players.
2019-05-29 18:55:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios goes to Toronto.
Sirancha avoids a 14-hour bus trip.
And while discussing a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant, Nathen mentions:
Sirancha Pokèmon GO-ES trespassing.
Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP lawsuiting.
And YOUR dating profiles are reviewed, live!
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-05-18 11:52:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Recorded LIVE in Beantown, USA.
-AK & SIR
2019-05-17 19:46:14 +0000 UTC View Post
How do you get a girl to stop liking you?
How can you shut up Soundcloud-rapping classmates?
And how do you teach someone to imagine...
...their own imagination?
We're finally back to "help" kids all around the world. Hope you enjoy this exclusive patre-only episode!
2019-05-11 01:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post
On THIS week's episode, we will finally determine...
...what the bases are.
Consider the debate ended.
2019-05-10 17:33:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sure you've seen the video by now, but Mumkey/Jimmy/Tyler is having an incredibly hard time.
He's heavily into drinking and drugs, his relationship with Sheep is in shambles, he's lashing out at his friends, and he's suicidal.
I've reached out to him multiple times, and I've also been talking with Erich, Florian & Sheep herself. ...
2019-05-06 00:20:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again:
We do not get to any topic we had planned.
#BlameSirancha
2019-05-03 23:48:09 +0000 UTC View Post
WE LOVE YOU DAMMIT
2019-05-02 16:07:25 +0000 UTC
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Ladies & gentlemen...
...we got 'em.
Enclosed: an interview with Nathen Mazri, Chief Entergagement Officer of GarfieldEATS.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-04-26 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Mumkey & Asterios make their Endgame predictions.
And: there's Andy Signore news.
#BOOMERvsZOOMER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IT7quWMmIA
2019-04-25 11:33:24 +0000 UTC View Post
loveee yaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFvVbqmkog
2019-04-24 18:52:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Listeners: send us your dating profiles! Sirancha wants to fix them live on air tomorrow.
Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.
Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.
And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-04-19 18:40:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Update: video added! Starting NEXT week, the ONLY place you will be able to see video episodes is on our Patreon's. I'm tired of YouTube's demonitization bullshit + Mumkey's tired of his fans saying BvZ "clogs up the feed."
Mumkey enters Clownworld.
Asterios enters hell.
Mumkey is there, dressed like a clown.
#BOO...
2019-04-18 11:41:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Here, finally, is the Asterios Sex Pillow. Use it in good health:
I love you all.
Hee haw & happy holidays,
Asterios Kok...
2019-04-18 01:05:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.
Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.
It's the second worst thing she's ever heard.
#LOUDequalsFUNNY
2019-04-12 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios overindulges in the one vice he has left:
White Monster energy drinks.
#PrayForAsterios
2019-04-10 18:05:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Sirancha wants unlimited digital porgs.
Asterios tries to preserve an NDA.
And you pay rent to Tallard, now.
#outofthenest
2019-04-08 17:54:27 +0000 UTC View Post