mrlovenstein

The Universe.

 More like the "you-need-verse." 

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/959

Strength.

 Can't spell absolution without abs. 

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/958

The Dinner Decision.

 So did you really want to eat there or not?

"I don't care."

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/957

Comeback.

Could you let me in? I don't know how much longer I can hang from this fifth story window. 

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/956

Monday Morning Comic

I’m unequivocally ambivalent towards Monday’s.

Spitting Image.

I'm the baby daddy.

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/955

"Joe Camel denied Health Insurance"

Joe has seen better days. A request from last month's live draw request stream.

Trust Fall.

Grab your bootstraps! Grab your bootstraps!

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/954

Natural Selection.

 Steer clear of my ex. She's into crabs. 

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/953

"Cat" Burglar

A very literal request from last month's live draw request stream.

rip fish bro

River.

 They call it a lazy river for a reason, you buffoon!

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/952

Sun Upset.

I can't even cry for obvious reasons.

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/951

Jean Etiquette.

We named you Jean for Pete's sake!

Call Them Like You See Them.

You can't watch where you're going if you're going nowhere.

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/949

Rebound.

It's true. Blue men can't shoot.

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/948

Government Secrets

 I always wear a trenchcoat and fedora to parties. 

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/947

Money Maker.

 I'd shake this comic, but... you know. 

Cast.

This is the only way to heal a broken leg. 

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/945

Be Real.

What's all that extra shit on your head?

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/944

"Be the Bush"

From last month's live draw request stream. The man from the cover of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds hiding in a bush.

Jump the Gun.

Why not both?

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/943

Decked Out Donkey

"A donkey with a ribboned sun hat, sunglasses, and a big mustache." From last month's live draw request stream.

Firm.

I put the O in CFO. 

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/942

Graded on a Curve.

I don't know what the dash is for. Noses don't exist.

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/941

White Space.

Don't let me catch you Rubin one out.

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/940

Worth a Shot.

"If I take this shot, that would be even more painfully embarrassing... what do I do??"

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/939

Thank You for Your Support

Hey gang, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone that decided to become my patron after my post yesterday. As I've said, I HATE promoting this thing, but it's really the only way I'm able to make Mr. Lovenstein. It's a big ask, and you all stepped up when you can spend your money on a billion other things. Also big thanks to the patrons that have stuck around month after month, year after year. You guys are my heroes.

I'm just very honore...

Monday Morning Comic

Grandpa!

You Laugh You Lose

That was the only thing that ever made me laugh.

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/938

Another Man's Treasure.

Now get the fuck away from my trash can.

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/937