Operation: Gloves… was a resounding failure.
One pair of gloves over my hands had no effect. Two pairs had no effect. Five pairs started to make a difference but only because I could barely move my fingers at that point.
I ended up with ten pairs of gloves over my hands just to protect my girlfriends from myself. Even then…
I was walking by Window and accidentally grazed my glove-covered hand against her arm.
That s...
2021-11-11 03:15:05 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 17 (Part 1):
The first thing I queued up at our newest settlement, Hylrmenel, was the Workers’ Tent. The settlement was in desperate need of labor and wasn’t going to gain more without it.
I also felt a need to change the settlement’s name. It was… difficult to pronounce and even harder to remember its spelling.
Hi-lure-men-all.
Hylrmenel.
But there was no way I was ever going ...
2021-11-09 03:11:09 +0000 UTC
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I forgot to write this sooner. I also started writing this before midnight last night. It's now 7am due to me getting distracted and accidentally falling asleep.
Anyways, it was an alright week. I got a bit distracted because, halfway through the week, Deep Rock Galactic updated, and so I couldn't stop thinking about it which distracted me. I tend to have that problem whenever something I've been really looking forward to comes out. All ...
2021-11-08 12:17:38 +0000 UTC
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It was time for science.
First, Manoel mixed everything that Eva gathered together with the ingredients that he already had. They were mixed via a process of crushing everything up into a fine powder and the mixing it into a cauldron that looked to be filled with some sort of thick paste. That was how his preferred brand of alchemy worked. The result was a slightly glowing, pink, thick mixture that smelled like medicine and didn’t prom...
2021-11-07 01:02:45 +0000 UTC
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Life was strange ever since I discovered that there was more to it than the pursuit of fluff. For example, I actually actively participated in doing perverse things with my girlfriends. Especially with their breasts and my hands. If their breasts were within my sight, then they were getting groped. I just couldn’t resist it any longer.
Because of that, I became quite the master at using my hands. I was even able to move beyond groping ...
2021-11-06 03:24:25 +0000 UTC
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It was a bit of a pain, but I managed to buy and register a new account for the game so that I could basically hand it over to Meadow. Once I did that, I signed in and got to making her a character.
Now, the character options were all pretty basic. The game wasn’t exactly trying to be anything unique when it came to races. It knew that its primary demographic was degenerates who wanted to have sex with and as various fantasy races, so ...
2021-11-06 00:13:56 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 16 (Part 3): The Conqueror and the Conquered

Obviously, there was only a single option there that I cared about choosing.
I chose to capture the settlement.

The starting food was great. The starting science was e...
2021-11-04 19:00:38 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 16 (Part 2): Waging War

I formed a line with the Settlers behind in the middle surrounded by Volcanic Predators. Seeing as how the Settler unit was weaker despite also being made of Volcano Hounds, I wanted to protect them if I could. They didn’t need to throw their lives away when the Volcanic Predators would be g...
2021-11-03 02:14:37 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 16 (Part 1): War Declaration
I wasn’t able to sleep on the fifteenth night. Not since I knew that we would be declaring war once I woke up.
There was so much that could go wrong. While we were almost definitely going to win our first battle, there was no telling what might happen afterward.
That was why I spent the night thinking about every single possible way that they might retaliate against ...
2021-11-01 22:31:38 +0000 UTC
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Whew. Everything is done and I can actually take the full weekend off for the first time in like... 3 weeks? And I wouldn't exactly call the last weekend I took off anything relaxing since I'm pretty sure that was when I spent the whole weekend doing moving stuff. And the last time I took more than a day off before that was back in August where I apparently took off 3 days in a row in the middle of the week.
So, I'm going to try and enjo...
2021-10-30 04:35:42 +0000 UTC
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Me and Meadow arrived right in the city’s center where most players hung around all while she was still getting a piggyback ride from me. The moment she saw other people and other people saw her, she tightened her grip around me with both her arms and legs and whined.
“Damian!” she whispered at me. Only, her voice came into my mind rather than in through my ears.
Can we talk like this? I thought back at her....
2021-10-30 04:07:04 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 15 (Part 2): War Meeting
I gathered the usual crowd at the Council Pavilion. Everybody else was invited to hang around and join in, but none of them seemed like they had any interest in doing so.
At least, none of them aside from Kaila.
She was happy to sit next to me where Enna would usually be sitting. The seat next to me wasn’t exactly a reserved spot for Enna or anything, so I wasn’t going...
2021-10-30 02:18:40 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 15 (Part 1): Change of Plans
I ended up learning that the male Volcano Hounds were just as playful and disregarding of personal space as the females. It was really… something else to occasionally be tackled by a large, barely clothed, halfway-to-being-a-furry, wolflike person equipped with huge, deadly claws while wearing basically zero clothes.
Thankfully, they seemed more interested in me than the D...
2021-10-29 00:34:17 +0000 UTC
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It didn’t take long for me to miss Mariet and Claire.
Within just a few hours, I left all of my girlfriends exhausted and panting while Valkyria babysat Luca for me.
And all I did was grope them.
“When… when did your power level get so high?” Vala asked, only her head sticking out from under the covers of our bed in the house’s bedroom. “You… you must have been power leveling…”
“I barely did anything...
2021-10-28 19:14:46 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 14: Rapid Expansion
Two weeks had passed. In that time, we became an independent faction, assimilated a minor faction, threatened another major faction, claimed a volcano, acquired two settlements, lost one of our starting units to giant crabs, and found a good assortment of rare biomes all around our starting area that we could rapidly work toward now that we had such a high daily influence income.
Sev...
2021-10-27 21:45:23 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 13 (Part 2): All The Hunting
I took a break from the system to go outside and get some sun, food, and to talk with the others. All of the Volcano Hounds were getting into trouble running all over the place and wrestling with each other whenever they weren’t sleeping or eating, and all of the demons were—well, just relaxing or going about their idle jobs. For example, now that we had a Crafters’ Tent, th...
2021-10-26 21:55:23 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 13 (Part 1): Building Pressure
Needless to say, I was overwhelmed with regrets when I woke up in the morning on the thirteenth day.
I might not have been suffering from intense headaches every day anymore, but I still felt the withdrawal symptoms. My entire body felt a little sore, my head felt foggy but didn’t hurt, I had no motivation to get out of bed and wanted to just spend all morning doubting e...
2021-10-26 00:32:58 +0000 UTC
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While Ryouta took care of his ferrets and Saya worked on seducing his girlfriends so that she, too, could officially be in their relationship and count as one of the previously mentioned girlfriends, another member of the relationship was busy elsewhere—somewhere secret. Well, not too secret. There were other organizations within the world of Fantasy Tales Online that were really secret. Organizations that the vast...
2021-10-26 00:32:16 +0000 UTC
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Blagh, sorry for the bad schedule last week. Everything was going pretty good until the weekend, and then it was just a huge combination of being busy and feeling sick. Had to go to Ikea on Saturday which is an hour and a half away to get bookshelves, then said bookshelves had to be assembled (which my girlfriend did since she wanted to, but I wasn't really able to write during that whole process and didn't feel good once I was able to write),...
2021-10-26 00:31:57 +0000 UTC
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Cuddle.
Order food.
Watch movie.
Sex.
Sleep.
More sex.
Repeat.
Somehow, the entire vacation ended up being only that. We were supposed to go out and do other things, view the sights, eat in fancy restaurants, and all that other stuff, but what did we end up doing the entire time?
Cuddle.
Order food.
Watch movie.
Sex.
Sleep.
More sex.
And repeat.
It was gr...
2021-10-24 23:52:23 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 12 (Part 4): The New Neighbors
The plan was simple.

The Volcano Hounds were going to make use of their halved movement cost in volcanic regions to run up to the border of the other faction’s territory, get back into our own territory, and start moving toward a spot where they would be able to meet up with our...
2021-10-23 04:04:43 +0000 UTC
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Life was good at the haunted mansion castle that served as the zombie queen’s, Mariet’s, base and the final level of the spooky zone.
Though, things didn’t exactly go as planned.
We ended up taking a break from the tower defense game to just sort of all do our own things. Window popped up every now and then to remind me that the plan wasn’t working because Vala and the others felt no more inspired than usual to speed throug...
2021-10-23 00:20:31 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 12 (Part 3): Strategy Meeting
It was time for a group meeting at the Council Pavilion. I had Enna, Thad, and Zira meet me there. A few of the other demons and even Volcano Hounds gathered around, but Kaila, who seemed to be the leader of the Volcano Hounds, was too busy somewhere else out of our sight.
That aside, it was time for the meeting to start since everybody was there.
“For those who don...
2021-10-22 03:42:04 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 12 (Part 2): Land Grab
I wasn’t sure who our neighbors were yet, but I did know that I wanted to make sure to grab the priority tiles I had in mind before they could. That was why I opened up the world map to check on the new region and to make future settlement plans first.

Those were all new colors. That me...
2021-10-20 19:07:53 +0000 UTC
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To start with, I plan on looking into TDH and TTT this week since things are finally a bit normal again.
That aside, I want to go to bed and there's not really anything special for me to talk about this week, so I'll just zoom through this update.
A short update is a good update because it means there's no bullshit!
Memes 'nd things:
https://youtu.be/D7yGG...
2021-10-19 02:17:18 +0000 UTC
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Year 1, Day 12 (Part 1): An Energetic Morning
If there was one thing that I liked about only having the demons around, it was that they understood mornings were for peace and quiet. Well, to some degree. They liked to wake up, keep to themselves, and get to work.
As I learned on the morning of the twelfth day, when we officially got reinforced with our first wave of Volcano Hounds… peaceful mornings would no long...
2021-10-19 01:40:51 +0000 UTC
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