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Chapter XXXIV – Be swift my hands, to construct them!


13th of Summer, 5859
Mount Curry, Casamonu / Azdavay

Clouds. Rain. Even more rain. A torrent of slaves. John Brown. They were...

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(1⑨) Rumia (ft. Doremy Sweet) ~ Youkai Hiding in the Darkness


Night of lightlessness
One’s eyes don’t see too afar
Actually, it’s day

Licorice was once again wandering near the Misty Lake. Not because the head maid had requested her to bring water...

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Chapter XXXII – Be swift my spear, to impale them!

Tonight was a beautiful night like any other. Scant rays of moonlight shimmered through the clouds, resulting in quite an enchanting scene if one were to stop and look around in the rain. Crickets chirped in a...

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Chapter XXXI – Be swift, my soul, to answer him!

2023-04-25 15:49:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter XXX – Bless them which revile you.

(UPDATE: Added a bit more text to the end.)


Ayomide had woken up today, on the wrong side of the bed to be exact. Somebody had left one of the windows open in the barracks and...

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(16) Suika Ibuki ~ Happy as Long as She Drinks Sake


The hell’s an oni?
Our heroine does not know
She’s too drunk to learn

“Ah, the lake’s beautiful today, isn’t it Sakuya?”

“It is beautiful as usual, mistress.

The hea...

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Chapter XXIX – Bless them which argue with you.

All was not well on Baha’s part. All was not well.

“Your cousin was executed, Your Excellency, I get your frustration…” However, he still had to get down on his knees and suck on the boo...

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(15) Nitori Kawashiro ~ Lateral-Thinking Kappa

Another day, another round of sweeping.

Licorice, through her newly gained experience in thorough drudgery, had slowly come to understand why so many geriatric old farts resided in the Scarlet Devil Mans...

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Chapter XXVIII – Bless them which inform you.

With their introductions to Brown done, Kyauta and Vaiz left the room to find accommodate themselves with the rest of the freemen, and to also make arrangements for their accommodation. Ayomide went out to hel...

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(14) Kogasa Tatarasa (ft. Lily White) ~ The Cheery Forgotten Umbrella

Many umbrellas
Lost without a second thought
Never recovered

“It’s spring!”

…It’s pretty late to announce that. Licorice watched as a fairy flew by, announcing the...

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(13) Wakasagihime ~ Mermaid Living in Fresh Water

Today was another beautiful day around the Misty Lake. Despite Gensokyo entering summer, the area around the lake stayed cool as usual thanks to the mist covering it. Youkai would commonly come to the lake to ...

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Chapter XXVII – Bless them which meet you.

My PC is up and running again, chapters will be back on the regular schedule.

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Most that I have done and suffered in the service of our cause has been in public, and I have rec...

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Notice of Computer Dysfunction

TL;DR: My PC has gone kaputt, there might not be any new preview chapters uploaded next week. I'll release two preview chapters to compensate if such a thing does happen. Below are the ramblings of someone who has gotten slightly mad (and emotional) while trying to fix their PC.

Every beautiful things has its end. 

My hard disk, too, was a beautiful thing. As of today, it lays in life support, and soon it shall fly up to Hard ...

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Chapter XXVI – The letter is come.

5th of Summer, 5859
Casamonu, Empire of Gemeinplatz

An interesting letter had arrived at Sir Leon’s desk today. He calmly read its contents, not sure whether to be happy or frustrat...

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(11) Hong Meiling ~ Chinese Girl

Body like fine steel
Refined into full sharpness
Let us trade blows

Today was not a special day, for Licorice or anyone else.

“Sweeping, sweeping, this is a whole lot of sweeping to do wh...

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Interlude – A sermon in the (after)life of Jacob Smith.

Note: This chapter is supposed to be read after Chapter 7.

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Back on Earth, Jacob hadn’t been a common attendant of his local church. He thought that churches in Florida were too ‘woke’, so he preferred spending his time on Sunday by ranting online about how Western civilization was collapsing or whatever.

However, things had changed when he had found himself on Gemeinplatz. The Temple of the Divine h...

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(10) Sakuya Izayoi ~ Maid of the Devil

Around town travels
Whispers of who’s here today
Maids most contrasting

Today was a special day for Licorice.

It was an ordinary day for everyone else though, so things in Gensokyo...

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Chapter XXV – The reaction is come.

2nd of Summer, 5859
Former Estate of Sir Algernon (new name still pending), Azdavay / Casamonu

Lady Leila was resting in her bedroom, reading a book about the wonders that laid on Ear...

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(7) Reimu Hakurei ~ Shrine Maiden of Paradise


Ye who art divine
Protect us from the youkai
She is really drunk

Gensokyo stands separated from the world, since around a hundred-and-fifty years ago. A barrier of common sense stands between t...

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(6) Patchouli Knowledge ~ The Unmoving Great Library

From knowledge comes power; with power comes responsibility. The mistress had two of those, the last one was a thing that she wasn’t concerned about in general.

To attain the vast knowledge needed for great power the mistress had built, over a hundred years ago, the greatest library in all of Gensokyo. Of course, this library was not a public ...

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Chapter XXIV – The aftermath is come.

It was the night of the day that the freemen had held their council. The debate had raged on for a long, long time, after they had dissolved. So much so that no other work had been done for the day, except for s...

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(5) Rinnosuke Morichika ~ Curious Fellow of Curios

On the edge of the Forest of Magic laid a curious shop named Kourindou, operated by an equally curious man. The owner, a certain half-youkai half-human named Rinnosuke Morichika, was a collector and dealer of items that fell in to Gensokyo from the Outside World.

While that might seem amazing, and one might think that such a shop might be popula...

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Cover art for "Ordinary Maid, Extraordinary Realm"

Cover art for "Ordinary Maid, Extraordinary Realm"

Pretty excited to get working on this one.

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(3) Remilia Scarlet ~ The Scarlet Devil

“Ah, that felt great… Only if I had a hairdryer.” Licorice did her best to wipe off the last strongholds of water holding onto her hair. It was nigh impossible to completely dry the lush jungles of keratin that lay atop her head, but she did her best with a towel anyways.

As recommended by the head maid, she had made sure to prioritize tak...

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(2) Sakuya Izayoi ~ The Perfect and Elegant Maid

“You think she’s alive?”

“She’s been laying here for a day. Do humans sleep that long?”

“…Wait, she’s just opened her eyes!”


Licorice Meidou woke up, yawned, and found herself being surrounded by a gang of li...

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Chapter XXIII – The assembly is come.

“People! Folks! Gather around, gather around. No pushing, please.” Brown and Ayomide stood in the ...

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(1) Licorice Meidou ~ Ordinary Human Girl

This is the first chapter of the side-project that I've just announced (it has a title now: 'Ordinary Maid, Extraordinary Realm'). I plan on releasing this chapter publicly in around two weeks.

I'll only be working on this project if I have free time after writing the weekly John Brown Isekai: taking a step back and temporarily focusing on something helps a writer to not burn out. So, don't worry, the schedule won't be affected at all an...

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A side project that's not related to John Brown or Isekai

A side project that's not related to John Brown or Isekai

TL;DR: I'm going to be spending my free time (a.k.a. time where I'm not writing the John Brown Isekai) to sometimes write a slice-of-life Touhou fanfic that I've been planning for some time. The first chapter will release sometime next month. The schedule of the John Brown Isekai won't be affected in any way, shape or form; you can safely ignore this announcement if you're not interested in this new work.

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In ...

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Illustrations for the John Brown Isekai

Illustrations for the John Brown Isekai

Pretty excited to begin working on these, I've only focused on writing the chapters up until now without working on the images. These are in no particular order; and I'll be updating this post as I make more.

UPDATE (25/06/2023): Updated to add all illustrations up to chapter 26.

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Chapter XXI – The unrest is come.

Lady Leila was resting in her bedroom, reading a book about the wonders...

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