All I want for Christmasβ¦
I-I-I-I-I-S
CHU-U-U-UG!!!
This year I wanted to do everything on time, so the first part of my Christmas present comes now and the second one is gonna be on 24th!!! Yeeeeeee! π₯³
Enjoy guys! And happy holidays!ππ ππΊπ
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So this year, Santa faces Krampus in a chugging battle! And not just a regular battle - ITS CHUGGING BATTLE, until one POPS! As for the drink itβs beer, but not just a regular one, but a special Christmas Beer, super fizzy, super gassy and extremely sweet, creamy, with cinnamon and vanilla.
So our Santa reindeer and Krampus starts chugging a mug after a mug, 2, 3, 4, 6, 10β¦ their bellies rounded up moreβ¦ and moreβ¦ after 10 drinks theyβve already got dr*nk, burping, hiccuping.
βFuck, I swell up so fast! Thisβ¦ *burp beer is so gassy!β - Reindeer burpedβ¦ his opponent didnβt even notice his belly swollen almost to the max, chugging more and more. 20 mugs were down, but both dudes still didnβt pop.
And so, comes 2 huge tanks of Christmas Beer, but this time EXTREMELY FIZZY. EXTREMELY. βOh noβ¦ are you serious? hick A tankβ¦ of beer?! You really want me toβ¦ *BUUUUUURP to POP!β - reindeer was a bit shocked. But so was Krampus: βUghhhhhβ¦ Iβmβ¦ soβ¦ *URRRRRP β¦full! But, I canβ¦ moreβ¦β